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femburton:

*watches anaconda video, gets illegal but injections and dies 2 weeks later*

from the grave: fuck them skinny bitches in the club!!!

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wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

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Timestamp: 1408810918

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

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me peeing

  • me: shit son
  • me: sHIT
  • me: that water is barely yellow
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i am hydrated as HELL

clestroying:

I love the new Anaconda music video

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Timestamp: 1408810399

clestroying:

I love the new Anaconda music video

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babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

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Timestamp: 1408810378

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

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nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

image

bless you

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